CrackofmyACE
Thursday, February 1st, 2007, 1:57 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1713727483: Table Durango (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:23:27 ET - 2007/02/01
Seat 1: bertkc ($106.50)
Seat 2: GambitMJ ($94.40)
Seat 3: Dave Wottle ($99.50)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($193.75)
Seat 5: SteveG87 ($100)
Seat 6: harryassman ($59)
harryassman posts the small blind of $0.50
bertkc posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ad Ah]
GambitMJ folds
Dave Wottle folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $3.50
SteveG87 calls $3.50
harryassman folds
bertkc raises to $16
CrackofmyACE raises to $44
SteveG87 folds
SteveG87 adds $3.50
bertkc raises to $106.50, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $62.50
bertkc shows [8d 8s]
CrackofmyACE shows [Ad Ah]
*** FLOP *** [4h 4s Qc]
*** TURN *** [4h 4s Qc] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [4h 4s Qc 8c] [2d]
bertkc shows a full house, Eights full of Fours
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Aces and Fours
bertkc wins the pot ($214) with a full house, Eights full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $217 | Rake $3
Board: [4h 4s Qc 8c 2d]
Seat 1: bertkc (big blind) showed [8d 8s] and won ($214) with a full house, Eights full of Fours
Seat 2: GambitMJ didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Dave Wottle didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE showed [Ad Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 5: SteveG87 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: harryassman (small blind) folded before the Flop
10 mins later same table
Full Tilt Poker Game #1713881533: Table Durango (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:51:29 ET - 2007/02/01
Seat 1: bertkc ($177.65)
Seat 2: GambitMJ ($105.90)
Seat 3: InGameITrust ($50.50)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($82.40)
Seat 5: SteveG87 ($104.30)
Seat 6: harryassman ($85.80)
InGameITrust posts the small blind of $0.50
CrackofmyACE posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ad Ah]
SteveG87 raises to $3.50
harryassman has 15 seconds left to act
harryassman folds
bertkc folds
GambitMJ folds
InGameITrust folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $10
SteveG87 calls $6.50
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9s 8c]
CrackofmyACE bets $20.50
SteveG87 raises to $94.30, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $51.90, and is all in
SteveG87 shows [Js Ts]
CrackofmyACE shows [Ad Ah]
Uncalled bet of $21.90 returned to SteveG87
*** TURN *** [Ks 9s 8c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9s 8c Qs] [5h]
SteveG87 shows a straight flush, King high
CrackofmyACE shows a pair of Aces
SteveG87 wins the pot ($162.30) with a straight flush, King high
bertkc: vnh
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $165.30 | Rake $3
Board: [Ks 9s 8c Qs 5h]
Seat 1: bertkc didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: GambitMJ (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: InGameITrust (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE (big blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: SteveG87 showed [Js Ts] and won ($162.30) with a straight flush, King high
Seat 6: harryassman didn't bet (folded)
AA is now 1 for 8 this past week .... - 700 total
online poker is rigged... COMA is done
TwoFourOffsuit
Thursday, February 1st, 2007, 3:26 PM
I had pocket aces cracked twice in a tournament once, busting after a push on the 2nd one. That sucked. I got over it.
aadams_22
Thursday, February 1st, 2007, 4:20 PM
QUOTE(CrackofmyACE @ Thursday, February 1st, 2007, 3:57 PM)

HH's
That sucks dude, there isn't much you can do about that. You made the right plays and lost...happens to everyone. Try not to let it spoil your online experience, and just forge on. It will be interesting if that TGray22 dipsh
it comes in here to call you a dumbass again for making the right plays.
CrackofmyACE
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007, 10:59 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1730083068: Table Elizabeth (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:57:35 ET - 2007/02/04
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE ($104.50)
Seat 2: papabwk ($127.60)
Seat 3: zodon ($77.05)
Seat 4: mbrown49errs ($28)
Seat 5: damntheriver ($93.05)
Seat 6: BamYeah ($98.60)
BamYeah posts the small blind of $0.50
CrackofmyACE posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ah As]
papabwk folds
zodon raises to $3.50
mbrown49errs folds
damntheriver calls $3.50
BamYeah folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $10
zodon calls $6.50
damntheriver folds
*** FLOP *** [3c 9d 6c]
CrackofmyACE bets $16
zodon raises to $67.05, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $51.05
zodon shows [6s 6h]
CrackofmyACE shows [Ah As]
*** TURN *** [3c 9d 6c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3c 9d 6c Qd] [9c]
zodon shows a full house, Sixes full of Nines
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Aces and Nines
zodon wins the pot ($155.10) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $158.10 | Rake $3
Board: [3c 9d 6c Qd 9c]
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE (big blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: papabwk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: zodon showed [6s 6h] and won ($155.10) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines
Seat 4: mbrown49errs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: damntheriver (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: BamYeah (small blind) folded before the Flop
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 11:34 AM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1732699391: Table Tropical (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:33:08 ET - 2007/02/04
Seat 1: sudog ($56.75)
Seat 2: heatseek ($158.70)
Seat 3: Mary59 ($110.50)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($102.50)
Seat 5: Willis04 ($125)
Seat 6: whemz11 ($14.05)
Mary59 posts the small blind of $0.50
CrackofmyACE posts the big blind of $1
whemz11: nb
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Qd Ad]
Willis04 folds
whemz11 raises to $14.05, and is all in
sudog folds
heatseek folds
Mary59 folds
CrackofmyACE calls $13.05
whemz11 shows [8s Ac]
CrackofmyACE shows [Qd Ad]
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts 5d]
*** TURN *** [9h Ts 5d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts 5d 3c] [8d]
whemz11 shows a pair of Eights
CrackofmyACE shows Ace Queen high
whemz11 wins the pot ($27.20) with a pair of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.60 | Rake $1.40
Board: [9h Ts 5d 3c 8d]
Seat 1: sudog didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: heatseek (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Mary59 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE (big blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 5: Willis04 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: whemz11 showed [8s Ac] and won ($27.20) with a pair of Eights
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 11:42 AM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1732739670: Table Tropical (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:39:55 ET - 2007/02/04
Seat 1: sudog ($58.05)
Seat 2: heatseek ($173.20)
Seat 3: Mary59 ($126.15)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($86.45)
Seat 5: Willis04 ($118)
Seat 6: asmydaygoes ($75)
heatseek posts the small blind of $0.50
Mary59 posts the big blind of $1
asmydaygoes posts $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Kh Kd]
CrackofmyACE raises to $4.50
Willis04 calls $4.50
asmydaygoes folds
sudog calls $4.50
heatseek folds
Mary59 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [2h Jd 7d]
Mary59 checks
CrackofmyACE bets $19.50
Willis04 folds
sudog calls $19.50
Mary59 folds
*** TURN *** [2h Jd 7d] [9c]
CrackofmyACE bets $62.45, and is all in
sudog calls $34.05, and is all in
CrackofmyACE shows [Kh Kd]
sudog shows [Jc Js]
Uncalled bet of $28.40 returned to CrackofmyACE
*** RIVER *** [2h Jd 7d 9c] [2c]
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Kings and Twos
sudog shows a full house, Jacks full of Twos
sudog wins the pot ($123.60) with a full house, Jacks full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $126.60 | Rake $3
Board: [2h Jd 7d 9c 2c]
Seat 1: sudog (button) showed [Jc Js] and won ($123.60) with a full house, Jacks full of Twos
Seat 2: heatseek (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Mary59 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Twos
Seat 5: Willis04 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: asmydaygoes folded before the Flop
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 11:54 AM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1732820965: Table Highland (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:53:23 ET - 2007/02/04
Seat 1: FreddyFish ($97.55)
Seat 2: Sheepkilla ($99.75)
Seat 3: wesside0 ($98.30)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($105.10)
Seat 5: Yourangutang ($101.65), is sitting out
Seat 6: Green Manalishi ($118)
wesside0 posts the small blind of $0.50
CrackofmyACE posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Kc Ks]
Green Manalishi calls $1
FreddyFish folds
Sheepkilla folds
wesside0 folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $3
Green Manalishi calls $2
*** FLOP *** [4d Ts 5d]
CrackofmyACE bets $6.50
Green Manalishi calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [4d Ts 5d] [5c]
CrackofmyACE bets $12
Green Manalishi calls $12
*** RIVER *** [4d Ts 5d 5c] [Qs]
CrackofmyACE checks
Green Manalishi bets $15
CrackofmyACE calls $15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Green Manalishi shows [4h 4c] (a full house, Fours full of Fives)
CrackofmyACE mucks
Green Manalishi wins the pot ($70.50) with a full house, Fours full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $73.50 | Rake $3
Board: [4d Ts 5d 5c Qs]
Seat 1: FreddyFish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Sheepkilla (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: wesside0 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE (big blind) mucked [Kc Ks] - two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: Yourangutang is sitting out
Seat 6: Green Manalishi showed [4h 4c] and won ($70.50) with a full house, Fours full of Fives
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 12:08 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1686261200: Table Triest (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:37:59 ET - 2007/01/28
Seat 1: SirDrinkalot ($400)
Seat 2: imrussian ($459)
Seat 4: Shoobee ($567.65)
Seat 5: Juhulius ($99.50)
Seat 6: CrackofmyACE ($205.85)
SirDrinkalot posts the small blind of $2
imrussian posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [As Ac]
Shoobee raises to $14
Juhulius folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $36
SirDrinkalot folds
imrussian folds
Shoobee calls $22
*** FLOP *** [7s 8h 9s]
Shoobee checks
CrackofmyACE bets $78
Shoobee raises to $531.65, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $91.85, and is all in
Shoobee shows [Tc Ts]
CrackofmyACE shows [As Ac]
Uncalled bet of $361.80 returned to Shoobee
*** TURN *** [7s 8h 9s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8h 9s 5c] [6h]
Shoobee shows a straight, Ten high
CrackofmyACE shows a straight, Nine high
Shoobee wins the pot ($414.70) with a straight, Ten high
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $417.70 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 8h 9s 5c 6h]
Seat 1: SirDrinkalot (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: imrussian (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Shoobee showed [Tc Ts] and won ($414.70) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 5: Juhulius didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: CrackofmyACE (button) showed [As Ac] and lost with a straight, Nine high
Wandigo
Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 12:21 PM
you could probably compile these into a book. i'd buy it for entertainment value.
Mercury69
Monday, February 5th, 2007, 5:56 AM
We share a similar kind of pain. Yours is cash game oriented, I take beats like that in tourneys, usually knocking me out.
CrazyJoe
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007, 12:04 PM
i lost with AA two hands IN A ROW at my monthly home game tournament
mark_999
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007, 8:09 PM
WOW, After reading all those hands, Thats just so sick, probably the worst run ive ever seen.
Being ahead all those times and not winning is just straight up bad luck
All i gotta say is , Damn dude, that F-ing sucks.
CrackofmyACE
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007, 9:19 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1747012804: Table Racel (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:17:39 ET - 2007/02/07
Seat 1: tkdcrew ($199.50)
Seat 2: Soccer Mom12 ($203.85)
Seat 3: daisy97 ($320.20)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($47.65)
Seat 5: Donkey4Life ($120)
Seat 6: Erdine13 ($123.90)
CrackofmyACE posts the small blind of $1
Donkey4Life posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Kc Ad]
Erdine13 folds
tkdcrew folds
Soccer Mom12 raises to $7
daisy97 calls $7
CrackofmyACE raises to $47.65, and is all in
Donkey4Life folds
Soccer Mom12 folds
Soccer Mom12 adds $3.15
daisy97 calls $40.65
CrackofmyACE shows [Kc Ad]
daisy97 shows [6h 5h]
*** FLOP *** [8c Ks 5c]
*** TURN *** [8c Ks 5c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8c Ks 5c 5d] [7c]
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Kings and Fives
daisy97 shows three of a kind, Fives
daisy97 wins the pot ($101.30) with three of a kind, Fives
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $104.30 | Rake $3
Board: [8c Ks 5c 5d 7c]
Seat 1: tkdcrew didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Soccer Mom12 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: daisy97 (button) showed [6h 5h] and won ($101.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE (small blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: Donkey4Life (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Erdine13 didn't bet (folded)
Orcasgt22
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007, 9:39 PM
I fold aces per flop now and whenever a ace comes i fold any pocket pair even if its checked to me. AK is also a fold hand.
Basiclly, just play trash and you win more.
litlebullet
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 1:31 AM
the 56 hand is quite humerous.
DonkSlayer
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 1:35 PM
I liked the one where the JT got the straight flush, and at the end, someone commented "vnh." LOL
Mercury69
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 1:42 PM
I only play suited connectors that aren't paint.
CrackofmyACE
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 4:45 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1751481391: $10 + $1 Tournament (12576728), Table 5 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:43:37 ET - 2007/02/07
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE (1,795)
Seat 2: arward (5,297)
Seat 3: TeddyBallGame9 (1,995)
Seat 4: creatr67 (2,193)
Seat 5: Sp1ctacular3 (7,330)
Seat 6: BigDaddy816 (4,043)
Seat 7: FightEnder (1,260)
Seat 8: ACEMARK (960), is sitting out
Seat 9: PlayerOcean (995), is sitting out
PlayerOcean posts the small blind of 40
CrackofmyACE posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ad Ac]
arward raises to 240
TeddyBallGame9 folds
creatr67 folds
Sp1ctacular3 folds
BigDaddy816 folds
FightEnder folds
ACEMARK folds
PlayerOcean folds
CrackofmyACE calls 160
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h Kc]
CrackofmyACE bets 240
arward raises to 480
CrackofmyACE raises to 1,555, and is all in
arward calls 1,075
CrackofmyACE shows [Ad Ac]
arward shows [Kd Qd]
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h Kc] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h Kc Qc] [Ks]
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Aces and Kings
arward shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
arward wins the pot (3,630) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
CrackofmyACE stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,630 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 3h Kc Qc Ks]
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: arward showed [Kd Qd] and won (3,630) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 3: TeddyBallGame9 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: creatr67 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Sp1ctacular3 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: BigDaddy816 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: FightEnder didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ACEMARK (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: PlayerOcean (small blind) folded before the Flop
I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO SHOW ME A WORSE RUN
eYank
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 5:21 PM
wow.....................I would quit for like 2 weeks
Not forever bc i have somewat of a problem
mark_999
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 5:27 PM
QUOTE(CrackofmyACE @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 4:45 PM)

I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO SHOW ME A WORSE RUN
Not to get personal or anything, but how much money have you lost on that unthinkable bad run?
CrackofmyACE
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 5:33 PM
QUOTE(mark_999 @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 8:27 PM)

Not to get personal or anything, but how much money have you lost on that unthinkable bad run?
add up the pots ... I just ate so I can't do it for you
I want my food to stay down
socalpoker_j
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 6:11 PM
Do you have your Pokertracker stats/charts? Post those.
CrackofmyACE
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 6:16 PM
QUOTE(socalpoker_j @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 9:11 PM)

Do you have your Pokertracker stats/charts? Post those.
dont use it
Ice_W0lf
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 8:34 PM
QUOTE(CrackofmyACE @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 8:33 PM)

add up the pots ... I just ate so I can't do it for you
I want my food to stay down
just a quick estimate, i'm guessing around $625.. i could be wrong though
CrackofmyACE
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 8:42 PM
QUOTE(Ice_W0lf @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 11:34 PM)

just a quick estimate, i'm guessing around $625.. i could be wrong though
unfortunately I look at as $1,250 that I should have right now but don't
its a game of swings
DonkSlayer
Thursday, February 8th, 2007, 8:37 AM
I won AA vs. KK allin today and AA vs. 99 of FT.
You are cursed obv.
TwoFourOffsuit
Thursday, February 8th, 2007, 1:49 PM
I once had a run where I had pocket aces cracked 8 times in the span of 2 months. Yes, I raised preflop every time.
Maybe online poker is rigged.
BeaverStyle
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 1:42 PM
LOL as I'm reading this i'm just thinking "standard" and "this sht happens to me daily... "
I run bad.
CrackofmyACE
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 4:34 PM
I won $1,100 at 1/2 NL in 4 hours of total play yesterday and today
and it was lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng overdue
Ukosumu
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 4:42 PM
QUOTE(CrackofmyACE @ Wednesday, February 7th, 2007, 11:42 PM)

its a game of swings
CrackofmyACE
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 5:09 PM
QUOTE(Ukosumu @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 7:42 PM)

preaching to the choir i know
CrackofmyACE
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 9:22 PM
I spoke too soon...
Full Tilt Poker Game #1765988258: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (13057999), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:19:59 ET - 2007/02/10
Seat 1: cardoughzo (1,415)
Seat 2: goblue0914 (1,720)
Seat 3: Unfailled (1,605)
Seat 4: Sebastiani (995)
Seat 5: shorebet (1,485)
Seat 6: rooney74 (1,690)
Seat 7: Wired King (1,430)
Seat 8: CrackofmyACE (1,300)
Seat 9: RHODEPUP (1,860)
CrackofmyACE posts the small blind of 20
RHODEPUP posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ad Ac]
cardoughzo calls 40
goblue0914 calls 40
Unfailled folds
Sebastiani calls 40
shorebet calls 40
rooney74 calls 40
Wired King folds
CrackofmyACE raises to 360
RHODEPUP folds
cardoughzo folds
goblue0914: never met a black guy from norway with an afro!!! lol
goblue0914 folds
Sebastiani calls 320
shorebet folds
rooney74 folds
goblue0914: good luck though man
*** FLOP *** [6s 5c 2c]
CrackofmyACE bets 940, and is all in
Sebastiani calls 635, and is all in
CrackofmyACE shows [Ad Ac]
Sebastiani shows [5d Qs]
Uncalled bet of 305 returned to CrackofmyACE
*** TURN *** [6s 5c 2c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 5c 2c 2h] [5s]
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Aces and Fives
Sebastiani shows a full house, Fives full of Twos
Sebastiani wins the pot (2,190) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,190 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 5c 2c 2h 5s]
Seat 1: cardoughzo folded before the Flop
Seat 2: goblue0914 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Unfailled didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Sebastiani showed [5d Qs] and won (2,190) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
Seat 5: shorebet folded before the Flop
Seat 6: rooney74 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Wired King (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: CrackofmyACE (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 9: RHODEPUP (big blind) folded before the Flop
CrackofmyACE
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 9:59 PM
at least I got away from this one
Full Tilt Poker Game #1766213145: Table Jett (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:56:25 ET - 2007/02/10
Seat 1: Trans4m ($240.50)
Seat 2: bobbysteels1 ($221.85)
Seat 3: curupa ($227)
Seat 4: OZbunky ($96.20)
Seat 5: doublewinger ($161.05)
Seat 6: CrackofmyACE ($198.10)
Trans4m posts the small blind of $1
bobbysteels1 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [As Ac]
curupa calls $2
OZbunky folds
doublewinger calls $2
CrackofmyACE raises to $11
Trans4m folds
bobbysteels1 folds
curupa calls $9
doublewinger calls $9
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jd 2d]
curupa checks
doublewinger checks
CrackofmyACE bets $36
curupa raises to $216, and is all in
doublewinger calls $150.05, and is all in
CrackofmyACE has 15 seconds left to act
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
CrackofmyACE has timed out
CrackofmyACE folds
curupa shows [4h Qh]
doublewinger shows [7d 9d]
Uncalled bet of $65.95 returned to curupa
*** TURN *** [Qd Jd 2d] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jd 2d 6h] [4c]
curupa shows two pair, Queens and Fours
doublewinger shows a flush, Queen high
doublewinger wins the pot ($369.10) with a flush, Queen high
CrackofmyACE has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $372.10 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd Jd 2d 6h 4c]
Seat 1: Trans4m (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: bobbysteels1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: curupa showed [4h Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 4: OZbunky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: doublewinger showed [7d 9d] and won ($369.10) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: CrackofmyACE (button) folded on the Flop
seriously.... how sick is this???? Aces are like 1 for 15 the last 2 weeks. No exaggeration.
wtf....seriously
CrackofmyACE
Friday, February 9th, 2007, 10:55 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1766525202: $20 + $2 Rebuy (13006417), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:53:04 ET - 2007/02/10
Seat 1: I AM A ROBOT (5,840)
Seat 2: CASHDIAMOND (10,435)
Seat 3: Maximus XXX (3,775)
Seat 4: hes72 (2,860)
Seat 5: johnnywalker64 (6,515)
Seat 6: kingkong2 (2,580)
Seat 8: CrackofmyACE (12,165)
Seat 9: SadFish (8,370)
Maximus XXX posts the small blind of 80
hes72 posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Kh Ks]
johnnywalker64 folds
kingkong2 folds
CrackofmyACE raises to 480
SadFish folds
I AM A ROBOT folds
CASHDIAMOND has 15 seconds left to act
CASHDIAMOND folds
Maximus XXX folds
hes72 calls 320
*** FLOP *** [7c Qd 7s]
hes72 bets 2,380, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls 2,380
hes72 shows [3c 3s]
CrackofmyACE shows [Kh Ks]
*** TURN *** [7c Qd 7s] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Qd 7s 5s] [3h]
hes72 shows a full house, Threes full of Sevens
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
hes72 wins the pot (5,800) with a full house, Threes full of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,800 | Rake 0
Board: [7c Qd 7s 5s 3h]
Seat 1: I AM A ROBOT didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: CASHDIAMOND (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Maximus XXX (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: hes72 (big blind) showed [3c 3s] and won (5,800) with a full house, Threes full of Sevens
Seat 5: johnnywalker64 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: kingkong2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: CrackofmyACE showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 9: SadFish didn't bet (folded)
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CrackofmyACE
Saturday, February 10th, 2007, 10:57 AM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1768954452: Table Ambler (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:55:11 ET - 2007/02/10
Seat 1: BearGarden ($225.45)
Seat 2: FictionVenom ($115)
Seat 3: comatozz ($577.75)
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE ($199)
Seat 5: GladstoneGand3r ($205.05)
Seat 6: hustlaaa4life ($200)
BearGarden posts the small blind of $1
FictionVenom posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Ks Kc]
comatozz raises to $7
CrackofmyACE raises to $20
GladstoneGand3r calls $20
hustlaaa4life folds
BearGarden folds
FictionVenom folds
comatozz calls $13
*** FLOP *** [8s Tc 7s]
comatozz checks
CrackofmyACE bets $48
GladstoneGand3r raises to $185.05, and is all in
comatozz folds
CrackofmyACE calls $131, and is all in
GladstoneGand3r shows [7h 8h]
CrackofmyACE shows [Ks Kc]
Uncalled bet of $6.05 returned to GladstoneGand3r
*** TURN *** [8s Tc 7s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [8s Tc 7s 2c] [Jc]
GladstoneGand3r shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
CrackofmyACE shows a pair of Kings
GladstoneGand3r wins the pot ($418) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $421 | Rake $3
Board: [8s Tc 7s 2c Jc]
Seat 1: BearGarden (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: FictionVenom (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: comatozz folded on the Flop
Seat 4: CrackofmyACE showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: GladstoneGand3r showed [7h 8h] and won ($418) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: hustlaaa4life (button) didn't bet (folded)
BeaverStyle
Saturday, February 10th, 2007, 11:35 AM
these are some pretty sick beats, i must say
Ukosumu
Saturday, February 10th, 2007, 11:51 AM
I should have never read this post. The karma from this thread has sent my game spiraling out of control. I will not bore you with the details.
You are warned that after reading the accounts of CrackofmyACE you will see top sets get flushed, flushes get housed and top two pairs get set. Again you have been warned proceed with caution.
That is all.
Doug
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 2:45 AM
This is seriously sick. I would quit for a month and then come back.
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 5:42 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1778600882: Table Park Vista (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:40:18 ET - 2007/02/11
Seat 1: T_crowds20 ($66.80)
Seat 2: ClvrName ($200)
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE ($426.35)
Seat 4: youlose12 ($109.10)
Seat 5: Guliker ($281.15)
Seat 6: IDropDeuces ($230.45)
CrackofmyACE posts the small blind of $1
youlose12 posts the big blind of $2
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Jd Js]
Guliker folds
T_crowds20 raises to $6
ClvrName folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $20
youlose12 is sitting out
youlose12 folds
T_crowds20 calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Td 8s Th]
youlose12 stands up
CrackofmyACE bets $92
T_crowds20 calls $46.80, and is all in
CrackofmyACE shows [Jd Js]
T_crowds20 shows [8h 8c]
Uncalled bet of $45.20 returned to CrackofmyACE
*** TURN *** [Td 8s Th] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Td 8s Th Ks] [4h]
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
T_crowds20 shows a full house, Eights full of Tens
T_crowds20 wins the pot ($132.60) with a full house, Eights full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $135.60 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 8s Th Ks 4h]
Seat 1: T_crowds20 showed [8h 8c] and won ($132.60) with a full house, Eights full of Tens
Seat 2: ClvrName (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 4: youlose12 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Guliker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: IDropDeuces is sitting out
CrackofmyACE
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 5:43 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1778554157: Table Park Vista (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:33:59 ET - 2007/02/11
Seat 1: T_crowds20 ($37.90)
Seat 2: ClvrName ($229.75)
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE ($465.55)
Seat 4: youlose12 ($36.10)
Seat 5: Guliker ($281.40)
Seat 6: IDropDeuces ($215)
IDropDeuces has 5 seconds left to act
IDropDeuces posts the small blind of $1
T_crowds20 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Js Jc]
ClvrName folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $7
youlose12 calls $7
Guliker folds
IDropDeuces folds
T_crowds20 folds
*** FLOP *** [8h Qd Jh]
CrackofmyACE bets $17
youlose12 has 15 seconds left to act
youlose12 raises to $29.10, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $12.10
youlose12 shows [Kh Ac]
CrackofmyACE shows [Js Jc]
*** TURN *** [8h Qd Jh] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [8h Qd Jh Th] [Ah]
youlose12 shows a flush, Ace high
CrackofmyACE shows three of a kind, Jacks
youlose12 wins the pot ($72.20) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $75.20 | Rake $3
Board: [8h Qd Jh Th Ah]
Seat 1: T_crowds20 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ClvrName didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE showed [Js Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: youlose12 showed [Kh Ac] and won ($72.20) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Guliker (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: IDropDeuces (small blind) folded before the Flop
BeaverStyle
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 9:46 PM
This one is simply beautiful
PokerStars Game #8399891325: Tournament #42815257, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/12 - 00:44:11 (ET)
Table '42815257 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Beaverstyle (1440 in chips)
Seat 2: live2eagle18 (1560 in chips)
live2eagle18: posts small blind 10
Beaverstyle: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Beaverstyle [As Ad]
live2eagle18: raises 80 to 100
Beaverstyle: raises 100 to 200
live2eagle18: raises 100 to 300
Beaverstyle: raises 300 to 600
live2eagle18: raises 960 to 1560 and is all-in
Beaverstyle: calls 840 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6c 4s 3h]
*** TURN *** [6c 4s 3h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 4s 3h 6h] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Beaverstyle: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
live2eagle18: shows [9c 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Sixes)
Beaverstyle said, "donkaments"
live2eagle18 collected 2880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2880 | Rake 0
Board [6c 4s 3h 6h 9h]
Seat 1: Beaverstyle (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: live2eagle18 (button) (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won (2880) with a full house, Nines full of Sixes
LOL how many raises does there have to be for him to think "oh, maybe i'm against an overpair"
ofcourse i'm extatic to win the HU so early until the fckin river.... donkaments.
CrackofmyACE
Monday, February 12th, 2007, 5:49 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1785062529: $10 + $1 Tournament (12826955), Table 33 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:44:34 ET - 2007/02/12
Seat 1: viking999 (1,350)
Seat 2: cynshil (8,735)
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE (2,290)
Seat 4: Beeg14 (5,495)
Seat 5: StopShort (5,187)
Seat 7: JHilsercop (15,865)
Seat 8: HebeyJuan (2,925)
Seat 9: pc50 (10,550)
viking999 antes 25
cynshil antes 25
CrackofmyACE antes 25
Beeg14 antes 25
StopShort antes 25
JHilsercop antes 25
HebeyJuan antes 25
pc50 antes 25
JHilsercop posts the small blind of 120
HebeyJuan posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Js Jc]
pc50 folds
viking999 folds
cynshil calls 240
CrackofmyACE raises to 2,265, and is all in
Beeg14 folds
StopShort folds
JHilsercop folds
HebeyJuan folds
cynshil has 15 seconds left to act
cynshil calls 2,025
CrackofmyACE shows [Js Jc]
cynshil shows [3d 3s]
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5c 3c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 5c 3c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5c 3c 6h] [Tc]
CrackofmyACE shows a pair of Jacks
cynshil shows three of a kind, Threes
cynshil wins the pot (5,090) with three of a kind, Threes
JHilsercop: ouch
CrackofmyACE stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,090 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 5c 3c 6h Tc]
Seat 1: viking999 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: cynshil showed [3d 3s] and won (5,090) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 3: CrackofmyACE showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: Beeg14 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: StopShort (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: JHilsercop (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: HebeyJuan (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pc50 folded before the Flop
mark_999
Monday, February 12th, 2007, 6:03 PM
QUOTE(CrackofmyACE @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 4:34 PM)

I won $1,100 at 1/2 NL in 4 hours of total play yesterday and today
and it was lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng overdue
Nice dude, after reading all those beats, You def. deserve that win. congrats.
CrackofmyACE
Monday, February 12th, 2007, 7:31 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #1785823039: Table Sunrise (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:28:31 ET - 2007/02/12
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE ($196)
Seat 2: Knamlhok ($57.45)
Seat 3: dgander ($86.45)
Seat 4: bananasandwich ($315.95)
Seat 5: Colonel Mustard ($230.70)
Seat 6: Sahbaz ($282)
CrackofmyACE posts the small blind of $1
Knamlhok posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [Kd Kh]
dgander folds
bananasandwich folds
Colonel Mustard folds
Sahbaz folds
dgander stands up
CrackofmyACE raises to $6
Knamlhok calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Ts Tc As]
CrackofmyACE checks
dta168 sits down
Knamlhok checks
*** TURN *** [Ts Tc As] [7c]
dta168 adds $45
CrackofmyACE checks
Knamlhok bets $2
CrackofmyACE calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Ts Tc As 7c] [Td]
CrackofmyACE checks
Knamlhok bets $16
CrackofmyACE calls $16
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Knamlhok shows [Th 5h] (four of a kind, Tens)
CrackofmyACE mucks
Knamlhok wins the pot ($45.60) with four of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $48 | Rake $2.40
Board: [Ts Tc As 7c Td]
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE (small blind) mucked [Kd Kh] - a full house, Tens full of Kings
Seat 2: Knamlhok (big blind) showed [Th 5h] and won ($45.60) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: dgander didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: bananasandwich didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Colonel Mustard didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sahbaz (button) didn't bet (folded)
They won't let me win guys.
CrackofmyACE
Monday, February 12th, 2007, 7:46 PM
I just pulled whats left of my bankroll off FTP and I'm done for a month. I can only take so much. This has been a nightmare.... poker is supposed to be fun. I shouldn't have to be picking up broken glass off my kitchen floor after **** like this:
Full Tilt Poker Game #1785933605: Table Sunrise (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:42:53 ET - 2007/02/12
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE ($197)
Seat 2: Knamlhok ($100.85)
Seat 3: LED-ZEPthe best ($47.45)
Seat 4: bananasandwich ($358.35)
Seat 5: Colonel Mustard ($226.40)
Seat 6: Sahbaz ($269.45)
Knamlhok posts the small blind of $1
LED-ZEPthe best posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrackofmyACE [As Ac]
bananasandwich folds
Colonel Mustard raises to $7
Sahbaz folds
CrackofmyACE raises to $24
Knamlhok folds
LED-ZEPthe best folds
Colonel Mustard calls $17
*** FLOP *** [3c 8d Th]
Colonel Mustard checks
CrackofmyACE bets $51
Colonel Mustard raises to $202.40, and is all in
CrackofmyACE calls $122, and is all in
Colonel Mustard shows [Qd Qc]
CrackofmyACE shows [As Ac]
Uncalled bet of $29.40 returned to Colonel Mustard
*** TURN *** [3c 8d Th] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8d Th Qs] [8h]
Colonel Mustard shows a full house, Queens full of Eights
CrackofmyACE shows two pair, Aces and Eights
Colonel Mustard wins the pot ($394) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
CrackofmyACE is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $397 | Rake $3
Board: [3c 8d Th Qs 8h]
Seat 1: CrackofmyACE (button) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: Knamlhok (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: LED-ZEPthe best (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: bananasandwich didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Colonel Mustard showed [Qd Qc] and won ($394) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Seat 6: Sahbaz didn't bet (folded)
the events shown in this thread just aren't supposed to happen... no, just no
goodbye
king_tanner
Monday, February 12th, 2007, 9:26 PM
maybe go down in limits?
mark_999
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007, 2:35 PM
QUOTE(king_tanner @ Monday, February 12th, 2007, 9:26 PM)

maybe go down in limits?
Nah he shouldn't do that. It's not that he's playing bad, just that he is getting rediculously unlucky
I would try a different poker site, maybe pokerstars or somthing, see if his luck changes
Orcasgt22
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007, 9:18 PM
Dude......................................
take a break.
After reading all these, you might want a break from poker for a while
Mercury69
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007, 8:06 AM
I'd be inclined to break a few things. I know I've felt like punching my monitor, hurling my keyboard across the room or busting up some other item, but it's something I really need to learn to control, so I try and go Zen. Then I just want to smash things in Japanese.
outsider13
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007, 8:37 AM
QUOTE(mark_999 @ Tuesday, February 13th, 2007, 4:35 PM)

Nah he shouldn't do that. It's not that he's playing bad, just that he is getting rediculously unlucky
I would try a different poker site, maybe pokerstars or somthing, see if his luck changes
I tried switching sites after I had my first dealings with variance (nothing like this variance). I pulled 2/3 of my cash off of stars and deposited on Absolute.
I found out in a hurry that it follows you. I also found myself overplaying stuff too, so when I did get sucked out, I would take a bigger hit. So I took a few days off. I went back to stars and went to single tabling and slowly built everything back up.
Keep the head up dude. That is some nasty beating you are taking but hopefully it will end very soon.